So here's a list of completely random man tid-bits ranging from not-important to very important.
- Manmercials! If you haven't experienced these yet, you need to.
- Speaking of manly things--I found out today that I'm going to be father to a boy! Which means that my family tradition survives: my son will be the oldest son of the oldest son (me) of the oldest son (my dad) of the oldest son (Grandpa). Very very manly.
- Women + ice skates = great olympic event. Men + ice skates = um...yeah
- Blonde man joke (as told by a man): Three construction workers sitting high in a skyscraper eating lunch. First worker looks in lunchbox, says, "Man, burritos again. If I get burritos for lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump." Second guy, "Man, pasta again. If I get pasta one more time, I'm gonna jump." Third guy (the blonde), "Man, PB&J. If I get PB&J one more time, I'm gonna jump." Next day: First guy opens lunchbox, sees a burrito, and jumps to his death. Second guy opens lunchbox, sees pasta, jumps to his death. Third guy opens lunchbox, sees PB&J, jumps to his death. At the funeral: First guy's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like burritos, I'd have made something else" and walks away crying. Second guy's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like pasta, I'd have cooked something else" and walks away crying. Everyone looks at the Blonde guy's wife. She says, "Hey! Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
Soooo...there you go. Man--it's great to be one, even if we're bad skaters.
